"I saw Sisqo last night. What did you do?" -D

Yup, that's right. Sisqo. As in "The Thong Song" Sisqo.
I'm not sure if I should brag, or if it would be safer to keep this to myself.
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Eh, what the heck. I haven't any dignity to lose.
Here's the vid. Thanks to Aleia.